WHY YOU LITTLE HOMER

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Howdily-doodily! Howdily-doodily! Howdily-doodily!
Homer Simpson:
Why you little ...!
[Homer begins strangling Bart]

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Why you very little...! Homer, stop that! | Why you very little...! Homer, stop that!

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Homer Wells:
Uh, nobody's named this one yet.
Dr. Wilbur Larch:
Oh, it's my turn. Henceforth, you shall be Little Dorrit.
[baby starts crying]

Homer Wells:
Oh, you don't like that, do you? He's a b...

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I'm stuck! And I have to pee. Now I'm just stuck. Don't worry, Homer. We'll get that fireman who cut
you out of that teacup ride. That was two firemen,
a crane and snow white. Why you little ...!

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Clay Lomax:
A little scrub like him, I figure he might be worth a couple of dollars.
Homer Page:
He's got a sentimental value - belonged to my late wife.
Clay Lomax:
Well, why don't you put a sentim...

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Ah! Why did you
bring that up? It was an amusing episode... of our lives. Thanks for coming
to visit me, Moe. I brought you
a little present. No... no...
beer bring pain. I can't stand
to see him like...

Scene Description:
a cartoon of a cat that has the word mouse on it

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Mr Van Houten:
[sighs]
You know why all this happened, don't you? Because I took my marriage for granted. You know in twelve years, I never once helped out with the housework.
Homer:
Oh yeah, you got...

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[Discussing how to counter Homer Stokes' campaign for governor]

Junior O'Daniel:
We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.
Pappy O'Daniel:
Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-lat...

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Hey, boy, want to toss
the old... D'oh! Why, that little liar!
I shoulda-- I was going
to play pickle with him. (crowd oohing and aahing) | Hey, boy, want to toss
the old... D'oh! Why, that little lia...

Scene Description:
a drawing of a red door with a picture of a rocket on it.

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I will give that poor, patheticknuckle-brain a job and never fire him, no matter how oftenand how badly he messes up. Help! Help! And that's why your son wasn't fired for screwing up 742 times....

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Lisa Simpson:
[Knocks on door]
Hello, sorry to bother you on a Sunday , but I'm sure you're as worried about the pollution in Lake Springfield as I am...
[Door slams, Lisa knocks at the next house]

...

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the blue car is parked in front of the houses.

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Grampa, I think you should give up the bullfighting. Forget it. I'd look pretty stupid in this outfit
walking around fighting oysters. But you just got a new lease on life. Why would you want to use ...

Scene Description:
a cartoon of a building with the word millfield element title on it.

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Son, why are you wasting your timewith this sleazy trash? Sorry, Dad. Wait till I showthe guys at work this little doozy. Mike, this is Al. Just wanted to thank you for the"informative memo" you faxed...

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Aw, come on, Mom. You look veryintelligent, dear. No way! How about a tie, son? Everybody knowsboy geniuses wear ties. You're stiflingmy creativity, Dad. -Sorry, boy.-Bart, this is a big day for you....

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-What is the meaning of this? Meaningless, Marge. Don't even attemptto find meaning in it. There's nothing between meand Princess Kashmir. -Princess who?-Hey, my photo. -BOTH: Your photo?-Uh-oh. -Why you little ---Why you big-- -Bart, go to your room.-I'm out of here. -Look, Marge, honey, baby, doll, I---Homer, I don't even wantto look at you right now. -What are you saying, honey?- -But where will I sleep?-